A Relatively Quick Reading for Boko Haram

The Divine Mr. R. By The Divine Mr. R., 2nd Jul 2015 | Follow this author | RSS Feed
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A three month reading for the terrorist organization known as Boko Haram.


Greetings once again, my loyal readers! I have apparently decided to continue with the trend of readings which make me question my own sanity. Granted, we tend to be a little around the bend to begin with, but this next project makes me wonder how bad it is. What is this marvelous little project?

As the title says, I have decided to read for another pack of monsters and cowards. This time, the folks of Boko Haram have found themselves under my playing card-flavored microscope! Lucky devils that they are, I have also decided to have a look at the three month trend as it relates to their organization. In all honesty, I’m not feeling very optimistic for the boys. It looks to be a weird period for them, frankly. But enough stalling, let’s get on with it!

Medium: A pack of playing cards.

Spread: Standard three, with additional cards drawn as needed for clarification (noted accordingly.)

Question: What do the next three months look like for Boko Haram?

After shuffling and voicing the question to keep my head straight and give the reading the needed context, I drew the Four of Spades, Ten of Spades, and the Eight of Clubs. Also, a few elaborations because this was kind of an odd spread to end up with.

First Month

In my system, the Four of Spades means something like stepping into quicksand or a nasty bog. It seems the folks of Boko Haram will be dealing with a situation that will basically leave them immobilized. With an individual receiving this card, it would mean they’re feeling stuck or trapped in their current situation. Considering that I’m reading for a whole organization, however, the meaning gets bigger. They’re trapped like rats, more or less. They group is going nowhere, and there’s potentially the discontent that comes with that little problem. The card used to elaborate on this is the Nine of Hearts, which displays the distinct possibility of a move. This is likely a problem of factions within the group itself, and I can definitely see discontent between two groups within the organization over this.

Second Month

The second month was revealed as the Ten of Spades. This, bluntly put, shows an aftermath of utter catastrophe. The excrement has hit the oscillating cooling device and wow, did it spread! Something big will hit that will rock this entire organization (such as it is) to its core. After drawing this card, I had to have elaboration, and what I got confirmed my earlier suspicions. The Two of Swords acted as my clarifier, which shows the probability that someone will be spoiling for a fight, and they’ll get it. In short; Boko Haram will probably start eating itself in the second month. I see the possibility of internal purges to get rid of “problem members” and to try and stomp out this faction issue. It definitely seems like this will eat up a lot of their resources.

Month Three

The third month is where things got tricky. The third month tends to be the outer-limit of stuff like this, unless you can hang it on something with a mathematical basis, like astrology or numerology. The Eight of Clubs shows up as the main card for the third month, which shows a strong likelihood that whatever’s left of Boko Haram will get together to talk shop about what just happened. To really dig into what this meant, I pulled out a few extra cards for this (shuffle and draw, note it down, replace, shuffle and draw, etc.) The first elaboration card I drew was the Three of Clubs, which reveals that the entire reason for this meeting will be to discuss the obstacle they had just dealt with. The elaboration for this being the Nine of Hearts, which places them back at square one.

A separate set of clarifications were drawn for the Three of Clubs, to get to the heart of the matter. The Four of Hearts having been drawn, which reveals in this case that their main problem is a lack of direction and growth. Stagnation is rarely good for any organization, and in Boko Haram’s case, this is a definite nail in the coffin for them. Moving deeper into the quandary, I drew the Eight of Spades, which shows to me nothing less than a breakdown in communication within the group as a result of this. Leaders and underlings both will be at each other’s throats as miscommunications happen throughout the entire organization (and with their allied groups, as well!) It looks to be a rather savage time for Boko Haram, this third month.

Summary and Parting Words

To summarize: I’m seeing a lot of talk of moving on and factions springing up within the group because of it. There will be a great deal of infighting that will be disastrous for the organization, and in the end nothing will really get solved because they’ll be right back at square one. This group is likely to just eat itself. This is normally the part where I try to point out the bright side, or offer helpful advice. However, there’s a couple of problems with that.

Problem one: Boko Haram is a terrorist organization that steals kids and women. Screw those guys.

Problem two: This series of events has been building up for a long time. Honestly, I don’t believe there’s anything that can be done about this. The best their leadership can really hope to do is take what funds are left and run away while the getting is good.


Boko Haram, Boko-Haram, Cartomancy, Divination, Fortune Telling, Fortune-Telling

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The Divine Mr. R. is an intuitive reader, writer, and Urban Shaman from the Ohio Valley. He will be writing about divination, the paranormal, and chiming in with advice.

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author avatar Sivaramakrishnan A
2nd Jul 2015 (#)

These are led by people with no conscience and decency - they should be treated as such, get their comeuppance - siva

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