The Ultimate Way To Utterly Discourage A Homebuyer

HeatherILT By HeatherILT, 31st May 2011 | Follow this author | RSS Feed | Short URL http://nut.bz/hp.cy.x3/
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Placing your property onto the realty market is a major undertaking. Yet almost constantly, some sellers and their real estate agents simply make inopportune missteps that cost them dearly Hardly anybody can put the chances at selling a house at stake, and everyone wants to go with as good a deal on their house as possible.

When Bad Habits Cost Dearly

Placing your property onto the realty market is a major undertaking. Yet almost constantly, some sellers and their real estate agents simply make inopportune missteps that cost them dearly Hardly anybody can put the chances at selling a house at stake, and everyone wants to go with as good a deal on their house as possible.

For those reasons, we decided to share with you a depiction of the most common home selling, and illustrate how well-meant ideas sometimes boomerang. So now for the don'ts of selling a house.

Potentially Irritating Habits
The moment you are determined to start marketing the house, borrow a large dog, two weasels and nine pigeons. Let them loose in the house and leave them inside on their own for a day at least. This will be the proof to each visitor that you love animals.

Then, as soon as you have re-captured your wonderful pet zoo and secured each animal in its shiny cage, it is high time to organize a poker party in your house. Put “Smoking Welcome” on your invitation, and to invite the scented candles seller from across the road as the “guest of the night”. Serve up cheap cigars and cigarettes and ask the guests to smoke as far in from the windows as they can.

In order to boost the feel of the house even further, select flowers that are at the peak of their blooming season and distribute them in every room in the house. To make sure that your investment is noticed, let your kids blow the pollen onto the furniture like that. The most pollen should be found at the entrance.

The day preceding an open house, refuse to feed your huge dog with the name of Fizzy and fasten him to the fence in the backyard. Even if you don’t smoke, burn a cigarette in the bathroom about quarter an hour before the showing and abandon the burning ashes in the bedroom ashtray. Avoid taking out the garbage if you are expecting a visitor. Whoever visits your home will hope for a very homey experience.

Final Thoughts
Follow the above sophisticated methods and we promise that you will hardly allure one offer worth your while. Find additional valuable real estate tips’n’tricks waiting for you on iLoveToronto. There, you may also learn about High Park Real Estate.

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Home, House, Realty

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Heather Hadden is top Toronto realtor. She loves her city and turned her website into thrilling Toronto lifestyle hub.

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